You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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