I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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