i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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