What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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