Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Drake has all the answers
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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