at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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