hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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