actually, I'm a sock model
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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