pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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