five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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