I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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