Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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