their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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