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I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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