would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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