Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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