Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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