I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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