Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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