just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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