Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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