Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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