Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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