hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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