You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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