i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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