I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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