why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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