It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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