can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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