Got a toothbrush?
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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