weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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