she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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