can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You made out with two different species that night
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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