He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
