so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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