So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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