i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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