Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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