I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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