I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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