let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
