he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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