She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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