I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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