i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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