You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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