I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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