Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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