Sponge bath it is.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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