If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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