The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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