Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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