he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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