I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
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I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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