My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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